PMS

Arrgghhhh it’s nasty, nasty Monday yet again. Damn I hate Mondays. I’m in a super duper extra weird mood today. I’m blaming it on my hormones doing acrobatics or some sort of rain dance somewhere in there. Feel like laughing and ranting and doing something really drastic all at the same time… nothing new really except that the damn car did a major number on me last weekend. It sputtered to death on me on the fast lane of the highway. Suffice to say, I should be getting down on my knees with three incense sticks between my palms and saying my prayers, thanking the powers that be that I am still in one piece and not scattered over the road like a carcass/ roadkill. Isn’t it ironic though? I was supposed to get my new set of wheels last week. That would have saved me the bomb the mechanic charged me sobsobsob. I cry in streams of blood man. Awwhh awwhhh awwwhhhhhh…

            Anyway…I’m quite so over that at the moment…my chocolate cravings are getting quite unbearable…I wanted Secret Recipe Walnut Brownies a while back, but thanks to a very cunning individual who pretended he didn’t know where Secret Recipe was in Shah Alam, I had to settle with a half frozen piece of Fair Lady instead. By the way, Fair Lady is a type of white chocolate cake, so don’t get any nasty ideas. I swear I’d want to be born a male my next life…no periodic mood swings, no pimple popping during the time of the month, no cravings that makes one cross-eyed, no being called a madwoman by your best friend who’s never had an estrogen induced reaction in his life. Why thank you, Ryan…yeah, I’m a psycho. I have 1001 quirks that could stun you speechless. But quirks or not, you’d miss me when I’m gone anyway, admit that, so… (And yes, you are right if you sensed emotional blackmail beneath my words hawhawhaw…so whatcha gonna do bout it?) Oh, I forgot Ryan’s this bashful creature who bolts a hundred miles an hour in the opposite direction as soon as the word public forum is mentioned hahahahaha…that and the fact that he does not have a single literary bone in his body…I once asked him if he had to describe me in just one word, what it would be…and even then he couldn’t come up with anything until months later…see, that’s how I leave him speechless tsktsktsk…so I don’t suppose I’d get any response here…he’d probably flog me in private though for making this entry about him hahahahaha…oh, since I’m at it, I’m making this a public announcement…Ryan owes me a million dollars…because he argues vehemently that ‘kucup’ in Bahasa Melayu is shrink, instead of ‘kecut’. I’m saying ‘kucup’ is kiss unless my brain’s grown fungus somewhere along the way, and ‘kecut’ is shrink. All the Bahasa Melayu experts, please rise hahahaa…there’s a million to be won yet, and I am a very generous lady!!!

            Aiihhhh…this is madness…I have nothing meaningful to say and yet I keep ranting like I do…ok, I’ll quit my PMS whining and hmh…since some people wanted to know what music I’m listening to currently, here’s Eunice’s music in categories:

Eunice’s Favorite Dance Mix

1. Bossy……………………………….…Kelis

2. Bossy………………………………….Kelis   (But no, I ain’t bossy hahaha)

3.

London

Bridge

………………………..Fergie

4. Sexy Back…………………………….Justin Timberlake

5. Beep…………………………………..Pussycat Dolls

6. Buttons………………………………..Pussycat Dolls

7. S.O.S………………………………….Rihanna

8. There It Goes (The Whistle Song)……Juelz Santana

9. De Ja Vu………………………………Beyonce & JayZ

10. Outrageous…………………………..Britney

Eunice’s Favorite Males Mix

            

1. Collide…………………………………Howie Day

2. Lips of An Angel………………………Hinder

3. Faraway…………………………………Nickelback

4. Right Here………………………………Staind

5. What’s Left Of Me……………………..Nick Lachey

6. Blind……………………………………Lifehouse

7. If Only………………………………….The Calling

8. Without You……………………………Motley Crue

9. I Don’t Wanna Be………………………Gavin DGraw

10. Everything That You Are……………..Googoo Dolls

11. I Will Buy You A New Life…………..Everclear

12. Always Somewhere……………………Scorpions

13. On A Day Like Today………………….Bryan

Adams

14. Disappear……………………………….Hoobastank

15.

Helena

…………………………………..My Chemical Romance

16. With Arms Wide Open………………….Creed

Non-exhaustive list this one, coz it’s my favorite category hehehe…ooh, I love crooning males!

Eunice’s Favorite Female Mix

1. Everytime…………………………….Britney Spears

2. Immortal………………………………Evanescence

3. It’s All Coming Back to Me………….Celine Dion

4. All At Once…………………………..Whitney Houston

5. Toy Soldiers………………………….Martika

6. Because of You……………………….Kelly Clarkson

7. I Wanna Be With You………………..Mandy

Moore

8. Reflections…………………………….Christina Aquilera

9. Let’s Wait A While……………………Janet Jackson

10. ……Eunice completely runs out of brain juice here so…more updates next time…

3 Responses to “PMS”

  1. ' 'SeAN' ' Says:

    ryan thats bad news man ..u owe tuti here 1 million cause she’s right kecut is shrink

    and thank u yu ti for the bday wishes :P

  2. Eunice Says:

    Ahahaha..Sean..thanks for the comment…too bad i’m only that rich in my dreams kakakaa..so how was the bday bash?..oh, I think I’ll ask u in private.. *blink*blink*blink*

  3. Vincent Says:

    Hey gal…jess & val say try rosehip oil pils to keep the hormones tamed down a bit.Though you’re kinda cute when your hormone zaps in and you say or do things you don’t normally say or do. HaHa. Oh, and Kevin says don’t wish too hard to be born a male your next life. That would be a terrible loss to the male community. :p For a while back then, our hearts did frogleaps! *wink*wink*

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